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Teacher: Dear Children, you may bring your mumma, papa, grandmas and grandpas to school for this year’s Christmas day celebration.
That preschooler: They are very busy. Can I bring my metro train instead?
Teacher: Fish lives in water.
That preschooler: NO. Fish lives in the fridge.
Teacher: Wow, your name is Raj. And my name is Raji.
That preschooler (who is a boy) stares at her in disbelief and screams,
“But I am NOT a girl!!”
That preschooler was eating a handful of sand.
Teacher: Why did you do that?
Him: Because I love sand poo.
That preschooler: Diapers are yucky.
That preschooler: Yes, they pee in bed. They poop in school.
Teacher: Drink water.
That preschooler: NO. There is a crocodile inside my bottle.
Teacher: But I don’t see any.
That preschooler: The germs just chowed it down.
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